04/21/20 Grif.Net - Smiling During the Corona Crisis
Robert Griffin
[Humor from Friends of the Grif Net to give us all a smile]
Heather M related, “Today, Satan whispered in my ear, ‘You’re not strong enough to get thru this’. So I whispered, ‘6 feet back, Satan’”.
Eric S said, “My wife and I play this fun game during quarantine called ‘Why are you doing that way?’ There are no winners.”
Michelle H shared, “Living in quarantine is oddly reminiscent of living in Phoenix every June-August.”
Bob G boasted, “Mom always said if I just laid around the house, I’d never amount to anything. Yet here I am, laying on the couch watching TV and saving the world.”
Alisa R reminded us, “I think ‘social distancing’ and ‘shelter in place’ is boring. ‘Exiled for the good of the realm’ sounds much more noble.”
Alan said, “I used to spin the toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I'm cracking a safe.”
Sharon C advised, “Every few days you should try your jeans on to be sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.”
Marvin K asked, “When this pandemic is over, which meeting will you go to first – Weight Watchers or AA?”
Tancy was pleased: “After all the eating this past month, I’m glad to report my flip-flops still fit.”
Wayne said, “For those who’ve lost track, today is Blursday the fortyeenth of Maypril.”
Hal E. Lou Yah suggests, “Try praising the Lord”
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"