12/04/20 Grif.Net - Snow Laughing Matter (part 1)
Robert Griffin
[First of many-to-come grif net blog posts about winter, for kids of all ages]
Q: Why is winter the least popular time of year for a wedding?
A: Because the grooms always get cold feet
Q: What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
A: Glare ice
Q: What does Frosty the Snowman do to combat his worries about melting?
A: Take a chill pill
Q: BTW, how does Frosty pay for his chill pills?
A: With his slush fund
Q: If snowflakes were currency, we’d all be rich in winter.
A: We’d just make a trip to the nearest snow bank.
Q: What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
A: Love at frost sight
Q: What kind of soup can you make with cool beans?
A: Chilly
Q: Did you hear that they’re performing Hamilton on ice?
A: Everyone wants the part of Aaron Brr
Q: What do you call a dollar bill frozen in ice?
A: Cold, hard cash
Q: Why can’t you depend on snowmen to hang around for long?
A: They’re too flaky
Q: What do you call a $1 fee for using the ice rink?
A: A cheap skate
Q: What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
A: Chill-dren
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"