06/14/24 Grif.Net - Musings of the Minds (part 5)
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[Famous people share thoughts that are humorous, witty, or insightful at which we can smile today. This week we will enjoy their entertaining quotations and find at least one to make our own each day!]
“Do not take life too seriously, you will never get out of it alive.”
Elbert Hubbard
“My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far, I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.”
Dave Barry
“If you are not yelling at your kids, you are not spending enough time with them.”
Reese Witherspoon
"My psychiatrist told me I am crazy, and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too."
Rodney Dangerfield.
“The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.”
Lily Tomlin
"Mother Nature is wonderful. She gives us twelve years to develop a love for our children before turning them into teenagers."
Eugene Bertin
“If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?”
Will Rogers
“If you want to be sure that you never forget your wife’s birthday, just try forgetting it once.”
Aldo Cammarota
"Man cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter."
James A. Garfield
“Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?”
Edgar Bergen
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"
