12/29/16 Grif.Net - Signs in the Kitchen

[Robert Griffin]

A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen and my kitchen is delirious.

 

Mom’s bed and breakfast – You make them both.

 

No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

 

Two choices for dinner: take it or leave it.

 

Never trust a skinny cook.

 

No soup for you.

 

I use my smoke alarm as a timer.

 

A husband is someone who takes out the trash and gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.

 

My next house will have no kitchen, just vending machines.

 

If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.

 

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Dr Bob Griffin

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