01/18/23 Grif.Net - Status Updates for 2023
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Ken M shared, “I'm back with doable New Year's Resolutions: Procrastinate more. Okay, I’ll start tomorrow.”
Bob T said, “I live to help my friends. If they lose weight, I find it.”
Andrea S boasted, “At midnight on New Year’s Eve I stood and lifted up my left foot so that I could start the new year on the right foot.”
Scott M related, “My obese parrot recently died. Although I’m very sad, it is a great weight off my shoulders.”
Dora S reminded, “On New Year’s Eve, an old Irish tradition is to open your door at a minute to midnight and let the old year out. This year I opened the doors, all the windows, even the garage just to be sure.”
Anthony F posted, “Merry Crisis and a Happy New Fear.”
Robert C repeated, “I was going to give up all my bad habits for the New Year, but then I remembered no one likes a quitter.”
Hank W requested, “If anyone wants to sponsor me, I’m doing a 0.002km marathon to raised awareness for laziness.”
Teresa G admitted, “I’m older but I still like to party. And by ‘party’, I mean ‘take naps’.”
Miguel M said, “For a resolution, I told my wife just to embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.”
Katie S revealed, “The Vikings hate the Packers so much that they refuse to win a Lombardi Trophy.”
Nathan D recalled, “I’m old enough to remember when toilet paper & eggs were so plentiful that we’d throw them at the houses of our enemies.”
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"