12/16/20 Grif.Net - Snow Laughing Matter (part 4)
Robert Griffin
[Need to know more about the guy in the suit who gets credit for all the work you? Here’s, Santa!]
Q: What do you call Santa's little helpers?
A: Subordinate clauses
Q: What do Santa's little helpers study at school?
A: The elf-abet
Q: What do you call Santa after he buys all the presents?
A: Saint Nickel-less
Q: What does Santa use to scrub stains from his sink?
A: Comet
Q: Who is the king of Santa's rock and roll helpers?
A: Elfis! (Thank you, thank you very much!)
Q: What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit?
A: Krisp Kringle
Q: How much did Santa pay for a sleigh full of toys?
A: Nothing. It was on the house.
Q: What is the name of Mrs. Claus?
A: Mary Christmas
Q: Why don't reindeer like picnics?
A: Because they all have ant-lures
Q: Why do Dasher and Dancer drink so much coffee on Christmas Eve?
A: They are Santa’s Star-bucks
Q: What event will Santa compete in at the next Olympics?
A: The North Pole vault
Q: What language does Santa speak?
A: North Polish
Q: What is Santa’s favorite laundry detergent?
A: Yule Tide
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"