12/14/05 Grif.Net - Christmas Bonus?

[Dr Bob Griffin]

Signs you MAY not get a Christmas bonus:

*Co-workers refer to you as "the ghost of unemployment future"

*The last time you saw your boss was when you testified against him at the
embezzlement trial

*On your door, you find a lovely wreath of pink slips

*What you call "my new office," everybody else calls "the supply closet"

*When your boss came over for Thanksgiving, he was crushed under an
avalanche of stolen office supplies

*Whenever you ask for a raise, a guy shows up at your house and breaks your
jaw

*In your most recent performance evaluation, the word "terrible" appeared 78
times

*You're the starting quarterback for the Detroit Lions

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Dr Bob
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given