01/20/16 Grif.Net - Poultry in Motion, pt 3

[Robert Griffin]

Q. Why does a chicken coop always have 2 doors?

A. If it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken sedan.

 

Q. Why were the hens thrown off the big rock concert on board a ship?

A. Because police found them taking eggs to sea.

 

Q. What goes peck-peck-bang, peck-peck-bang, peck-peck-bang?
A. A room full of chickens and balloons.

 

Q. What was the biggest horror movie at the hen-house?

A. Lord of the Wings.

 

Q. Why can’t farmers in Iowa raise chickens?

A. They plant the eggs too deep.

 

Q. What do you get when a hen lays an egg on the peak of the roof?

A. An egg-roll.

 

Q. Why did the muddy chicken cross the road twice?

A. It was a dirty double crosser.

 

Q. Is chicken soup good for a cold?

A. Not if you’re a chicken.

 

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Dr Bob Griffin

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