04/14/25 Grif.Net - Status Updates of Friends
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Sam E. admits, “My wife says I can be an idiot sometimes. It’s so nice of her to give me permission.”
Sue W. questions, “Would it kill the makers of avocado to put a different toy inside? I’ve got like 50 wooden balls so far.”
Aaron M. celebrates, “Not to brag, but I just went to another room and did not forget why I went there! It was the bathroom, but I’m taking the win.”
Sharon C. confesses, “Old age is real. Last night I was in bed for 20 minutes when I heard the pizza guy cough. Then I remembered I came to my room for my wallet.”
Ken H reminds us, “As I grow older, I still have a lot going for me. My eyes are going. My knees are going. My back is going.”
Linda P. asks, “If anybody wants to sponsor me, I‘m doing a 0.000000000002km run to raise awareness for laziness.”
Coach L. discloses, “I renamed my dog ‘Six Miles’ so I can tell everyone I walk 6 miles every day.”
Carol R. retells, “It’s ‘I before E’ except for when your neighbor Keith receives eight counterfeit beige sleighs from feisty caffeinated weightlifters. Weird.”
Scott M. laments, “Larvae was a great band until the Beatles emerged.”
Dick Van D. teaches, “At 30, I used to exercise to look good. At the age of 50 to be fit. At 70 not to be padded in a bed. At 80 to be able to live without assistance. Now at 99 I do it out of pure defiance.”
Bob G. shares, “Teresa asked why I don’t just write a book instead of all my stupid word-play jokes. I thought that was a novel idea.”
Sarah I. “My hubby says I’m getting fat, but I’ve just had a lot on my plate lately.”
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Dr. Bob Griffin
“Abhoring all my sin, adoring only Him”
