05/05/20 Grif.Net - Other Status Updates
Robert Griffin
Sandy said, “They say with age comes wisdom, so my face doesn’t have wrinkles; it has wise cracks.”
Larry confessed, “Dove Chocolate taste way better than their soap.”
Marilyn L admitted, “Today I’m doing nothing, because I started it yesterday and I wasn’t finished, and I’m no quitter.”
Julio G shared, “I found the best way to get back on your feet was to miss two car payments.”
Margaret J replied, “You can’t tell me what to do. You’re not my grandchild.”
Joan L printed, “When I die, I want to be cremated. It will be my last chance to finally have a smokin’ hot body.”
Steve boasted, “Whatever doesn't kill me gives me something to whine about on Facebook.”
Sue W confessed, You know you're drinking too much coffee when someone asks. "How are you?" and you answer, "Good to the last drop."
Ken M said “I accidentally gave my wife a glue stick instead of a Chapstick. She still ain’t talking to me.”
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"