09/19/06 Grif.Net - Upcoming Political Conventions

[Dr Bob Griffin]

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thinks every grif.net is funny, satirical or witty. Personally, I think
this is hilarious. And yes, I have an upcoming one dealing with shotguns
and VP's]

Does this sound like a possible schedule for a Political Convention? (No
Party mentioned)

6:00 p.m. - Opening flag burning ceremony.

6:05 p.m. - Opening prayers by Rev. Jesse Jackson and Rev. Al Sharpton

6:15 p.m. - Anti-war concert by Barbra Streisand.

6:40 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

7:00 p.m. - Tribute theme to France.

7:10 p.m. - Collect offerings for al-Zawarhi defense fund.

7:25 p.m. - Anti-war rally & Video (Moderated by Michael Moore)

8:25 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:30 p.m. - Terrorist appeasement workshop.

9:00 p.m. - Gay marriage ceremony (both male and female couples)

9:30.p.m. - * Intermission *

10:00.p .m. - Posting the Iraqi Colors by Sean Penn and Tim Robbins

10:10 p.m. - Re-enactment of Kerry's fake medal toss.

10:20.p.m. - Cameo by Howard Dean 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!'

10:30 p.m. - Abortion demonstration by N.A.R.A.L.

10:40 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

10:50 p.m. - Pledge of allegiance to the UN.

11:00 p.m. - Multiple gay marriage ceremony (threesomes, mixed and same
sex). Rep. Barney Frank (D,Mass.), Sponsor

11:15 p.m. - Maximizing Welfare workshop.

11:30 p.m. - 'Free Saddam' pep rally.

11:59 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

12:00 p.m. - Nomination of candidate.

Any chance we could get Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home from the
convention ?

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Dr Bob, www.grif.net
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