10/14/22 Grif.Net - Non-Sequiturs
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[British comedian Tommy Cooper has made an art-form of “non-sequitur humor” that still causes me to chuckle today]
I backed a horse last week at ten to one.
It came in at quarter past four.
I was having dinner with chess champion Garry Kasparov and there was a checkered tablecloth.
It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.
Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.
Evidently, I slept like a log last night.
I woke up in the fireplace.
My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed.
I never knew they worked.
I said to the fitness instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?"
He asked, "How flexible are you?"
I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"