11/09/15 Grif.Net - Political One-Liners
Robert Griffin
A politician is someone who shakes your hand before an election and your confidence after it.
Remember: The politicians who promise pie-in-the-sky are planning to use your dough for it.
It's tough being a politician. Half your reputation is ruined by lies the other half is ruined by the truth!
Some people tell political jokes... we HAVE them!
Don't vote - it only encourages them.
The statesman shears the sheep, the politician skins them.
Politicians are much like ships: noisiest when lost in a fog.
Political cunning should never be mistaken for intelligence.
Why is it that political leaders don't seem to have all the answers until they write their memoirs?
The trouble with political jokes is they get elected.
A politician is a man who stands for what he thinks the voters will fall for.
A politician has to be able to see both sides of an issue, so he can get around it.
Political T.V. commercials prove one thing: some candidates can tell all their good points and qualifications in just 30 seconds.
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"