04/25/23 Grif.Net - Talking to the Kids

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Mom told me to take a bath, but the tub was so heavy I decided to leave it where it is.

 

I’m afraid of elevators, so I take steps to avoid them.

 

Did you hear about the kidnapping at my Elementary school? Thankfully, they woke her up.

 

My dad asked me to put the cat out. I didn’t know it was on fire.

 

I asked the lifeguard if the pool was safe for diving. She said it deep ends.

 

I love going camping but find the experience to be in tents.

 

I asked Grandpa about his broken hearing aid. All he said was “Wait, what?”

 

Why did the computer hate commuting to work? It had a hard drive.

 

I only catch cold on weekdays. Probably because I have a weekend immune system.

 

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Dr Bob Griffin

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