03/30/09 Grif.Net - Jokes for my Grandkids
Dr. Bob
around "Grandpa" and singing at the top of our lungs "Grandma's Feather Bed"
and you can understand the past 10 days! But loved every minute!]
Here are some jokes t0 make the grandkids laugh while I'm gone . . .
Patient - Doctor, you must do something for me. I snore so loudly, I wake
myself up.
Doctor - In that case, I would advise you to sleep in another room.
Pirate - Captain, why are you walking on deck with a paper towel on your
hair?
Captain - Arrrgh, matey, there be a bounty on my head.
Diner - I heard fish is brain food but I don't really care for it. Any
suggestions?
Waitress - You could always try noodle soup.
Customer - My wife has fallen arches. What do you recommend?
Salesman - Rubber heels
Customer - Okay, but with what?
Grandson - Why do ducks fly south for the winter?
Grandpa - It's too far to walk.
Dad - Our son is so lazy he's going to the dogs
Mom - He's even lazier; the dogs will have to come to him.
Sam - Hey, that's a slick looking watch. How long will it last?
Pam - Not long. Its hours are numbered.
Teacher - Why are you shivering, Bob?
Bob - Must be the zero on my test paper.
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus knows me, this I love"