09/11/25 Grif.Net - Translating Men's Words (part 4)
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"You look terrific."
Translation: "Oh, please don't try on one more outfit. I'm starving."
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"I missed you.
Translation: "I can't find my sock drawer, the kids are hungry, and we are out of toilet paper."
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I'm not lost. I know exactly where we are."
Translation: "I'm lost. I have no idea where we are, and no one will ever see us alive again."
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"We share the housework."
Translation: "I make the messes; you clean them up."
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"This relationship is getting too serious."
Translation: "You're cutting into the time I spend with my truck."
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"I don't need to read the instructions."
Translation: "I am perfectly capable of messing it up without printed help."
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Dr Bob Griffin
“From all harm safe in His sheltering arms
I'm living by faith and feel no alarm.”
