04/17/20 Grif.Net - Status Updates
Robert Griffin
[Think my friends have too much time on their hands and no one to talk to]
Susan H wondered, “I’m gonna ask my mom if her offer to ‘slap me into next year’ is still on the table.”
Kenneth T said, “I just sent out a dove from my kitchen window. When it comes back with a piece of toilet paper, I will know this storm is over.”
Rebecca C thought, “It’s almost time to take out the garbage. I’m so excited. Wonder what I should wear?”
Sheriff’s Department notified: “Remember, running from the local police is not considered ‘social distancing’”.
Carla C just asked her 6 year old daughter if she understood why there was no school. The response? "Yes. It’s because there's no Toilet Paper".
Linda H (sorry, always remember you by maiden name) suggested, “Until further notice the days of the week are now called thisday, thatday, otherday, someday, yesterday, today and nextday.”
Ken M was amazed: “I just found out that my AM radio works at night, too.”
Brian O pondered, “Sometimes I wonder if all of this is happening, because I didn't forward that message to 10 other people!"
John K said, “My body has absorbed so much Sanitizer that when I pee it cleans the toilet.”
Lyssa Z warned, “Returned from the grocery store with my hubby. Took off masks. Turned out it was the wrong hubby. Be attentive!”
Sylvia K advised, “Do NOT make virus mask from coffee filters. I almost suffocated from those wet coffee grounds.”
Clayton H asked, “Pray for my wife. She’s not sick or anything, just married to me.”
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"