06/24/19 Grif.Net - Just Wondrin'
Robert Griffin
[Collection of odd thoughts that crossed the wasteland of what’s left of my brain . . . ]
I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.
An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, then who said, “Quit while you're ahead?”
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Some people are like Slinky’s - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"