07/27/21 Grif.Net - Do You Have Space for More?

[Robert Griffin]

How do you know when the moon is going broke?
When it's down to its last quarter.

 

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Where do black holes commonly occur?

Most often they are found in my black socks.

 

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Why didn't the Dog Star laugh at this joke?
It was too Sirius

 

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Why did Copernicus break up with his girlfriend?

She tried to convince him that the world didn't revolve around him

 

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Einstein developed a theory about space.

I thought it was about time, too.

 

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Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed a little space.

 

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Dr Bob Griffin

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