03/06/06 Grif.Net - Monthly Worse Pun Submission

[Dr Bob Griffin]

[Every month we try to publish the WURST puns we find. Eric forwarded this
groaner]

Did you hear about the guy in Paris who almost got away with stealing
several classic paintings from the Louvre? After planning the crime, getting
in and out past security, he was captured only two blocks away when his SUV
ran out of gas. When asked how he could possibly mastermind such a crime and
then make such an obvious error, he replied: "Monsieur, I had no Monet to
buy Degas to make the Van Gogh!

(And you thought I lacked De Gaulle to send you a story like this....)

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Dr Bob, www.grif.net
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