“Being president is like running a cemetery: You’ve got a lot of people under you and nobody’s listening.”
Bill Clinton
“Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. And recovery is when Jimmy Carter loses his.”
Ronald Reagan
“We’re studying safe levels for arsenic in drinking water. To base our decision on sound science, the scientists told us we needed to test the water glasses of about 3,000 people. Thank you for participating.”
George W. Bush (at the Radio-Television Correspondents’ Association dinner)
“I just received the following wire from my generous Daddy: Dear Jack, Don’t buy a single vote more than is necessary. I’ll be **** if I’m going to pay for a landslide.”
John F. Kennedy (addressing complaints that his father’s money was buying the primary for him)
“I have long enjoyed the friendship and companionship of Republicans because I am by instinct a teacher and I would like to teach them something.”
Woodrow Wilson
“People say I’m indecisive, but I don’t know about that.”
George W. Bush
“I’m beginning to see why your wife left you.”
Joe Biden
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Dr. Bob Griffin
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“1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given”