08/02/22 Grif.Net - Status Updates of Friends
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Mary R wrote, “I know I joke a lot on my posts, but on a serious note, I need everyone to wish me luck. I have a meeting at the bank later, and if it’s a success, I will be totally out of debt. I’m so excited I can barely put on my ski mask.”
Jessi M related, “Pray for my husband who very tragically got me nothing for our anniversary when I specifically told him I wanted nothing for our anniversary.”
Micah L lamented, “I thought the dryer made my clothes shrink. Turns out it was the refrigerator.”
Scott C reminded, “You know me, if I ever win the lottery, rest assured nobody around me will be poor. I mean that. I will move to a rich neighborhood.”
Sherri N-R chided, “If you serve your kids frozen pizza or chicken nuggets for dinner, you are a terrible parent. I don’t care how busy you are – find the time to microwave them.”
Richard G advised, “Don't let anyone tell you you're getting old - squash their toes with your rocker.”
Janet S has a t-shirt that says, “Elect a clown, expect a circus.”
Ken A worried, “If I woke up and nothing hurt, I’d think I was dead.”
Ken M admitted, “If you were wondering about my culinary skills, I've been asked to bring paper towels to our family gatherings.”
Ken H confessed, “I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes 1,523 days in a row.”
Ken B said, A motorcyclist who identified as bicyclist set the world cycling record in the Tour de France.”
Bob deduced, “I may have too many FB friends named Ken.”
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"