04/15/14 Grif.Net - Not Sure about the New Guy
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Dr Bob Griffin
Apr 15, 2014, 10:49:53 AM4/15/14
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I am afraid I might have hired a "redneck" at our workplace. Need others to
be the judge but so far I've noticed . . .
1. He calls his computer mouse a 'critter'.
2. He has a gun-rack mounted on the CPU.
3. His password is 'bubba'.
4. He put a 'Dale Earnhardt for President' sticker over the Apple Logo.
5. He leaves whiskey-colored stains on outgoing faxes.
6. He asked for a slow printer since he doesn't read very fast.
7. He installed Dodge truck parts in the extra RAM slots of his PC.
8. He added Cracker Barrel, Waffle House, Chick-fil-A and Whataburger
pop-ups to all his on-screen 'menus'.
9. You find a skoal can hidden in the CD-ROM.
10. His monitor is up on cinder blocks.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin
b...@grif.net www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"
be the judge but so far I've noticed . . .
1. He calls his computer mouse a 'critter'.
2. He has a gun-rack mounted on the CPU.
3. His password is 'bubba'.
4. He put a 'Dale Earnhardt for President' sticker over the Apple Logo.
5. He leaves whiskey-colored stains on outgoing faxes.
6. He asked for a slow printer since he doesn't read very fast.
7. He installed Dodge truck parts in the extra RAM slots of his PC.
8. He added Cracker Barrel, Waffle House, Chick-fil-A and Whataburger
pop-ups to all his on-screen 'menus'.
9. You find a skoal can hidden in the CD-ROM.
10. His monitor is up on cinder blocks.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin
b...@grif.net www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"
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