03/17/20 Grif.Net - Status Updates
Robert Griffin
Mike shared, “I just went to Starbucks and the barista was wearing a face mask. When I asked why she was wearing a surgical mask, she said it was NOT a mask; it was a coughy filter.
Ken M advised, If a stranger takes the seat next to you, just stare straight ahead and say, "Did you bring the money?"
Speaking of money, Teresa reminded me, “Money isn’t everything, but it does rank high on the list, right next to oxygen.”
Lynn’s new policy: “When I invite people over, I now add BYOTP.”
Scott quipped, “I know healthcare is expensive. but things like amputation shouldn't cost an arm and a leg.”
Julie said, “My stomach is flat (remember, the L is silent)”
Chuck joked, “People are not shaking hands for fear of coronavirus. I’m not shaking hands because everyone is out of toilet paper.”
Tim taught, “If you can learn how to order at Starbucks, you can learn the theological terminology at church, because that’s less complicated.”
Ken H wondered, “Looking for a specialist to fix my harpsichord. I think it’s Baroque.”
John shared, “If your doctor asks if you hear voices, don’t answer.”
Wayne M observed, “One major difference between men and women I've found is that if a woman says 'smell this' it's likely to smell nice.”
Tim confided, “I didn’t observe Leap Day. At my age, I’m liable to break a hip.”
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"