04/12/17 Grif.Net - IRS Week (part 3)

[Robert Griffin]

[Continuing our week of random ‘laugh-or-you’ll-cry’ jokes about taxes]

 

My retirement advisor shared some ideas. "The upside of what I'm proposing is a huge profit. The downside may result in 800 hours of community service."

 

America is a land of untold wealth. Most of it is untold on the 1040 IRS form.

 

What is the difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion? The jail walls.

 

What's the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist only takes the skin.

 

Why won't sharks attack tax aiditors? Professional courtesy.

 

A taxpayer is someone who works for the federal government but who doesn't have to take a civil service examination.

 

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Dr Bob Griffin

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