07/25/06 Grif.Net - Advice from Grandpa

[Dr Bob Griffin]

Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the
kind of chick he marries.

Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.

When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts
when they try to decide which one.

A foolish husband says to his wife, "Honey, you stick to the washin',
ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna work."

Many women want to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds
and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders.

Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and
start bragging about it.

The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your
youth....Remember about Algebra.

Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.

~~
Dr Bob, www.grif.net
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