08/04/06 Grif.Net - New Terrorist Threat
Dr Bob Griffin
International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession
of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule, and a calculator.
At a morning press conference, The State Department issued a statement that
they believe the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. He did
not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons
of math instruction.
"Al-gebra is a problem for us," US Attorney-General Albert Gonzalez said.
"They desire solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on
tangents in a search of absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x'
and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns,' but we have determined they
belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates
in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'There
are three sides to every triangle.'
'When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had
wanted us to have better Weapons of Math Instruction, He would have given
us more fingers and toes." White House aides told reporters they could not
recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the President.
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