01/29/21 Grif.Net - Dad Jokes about Religion
Robert Griffin
[Such an underwhelming response to this week’s “Dad Jokes”, we HAD to offer another batch of even lamer ones. Dr T suggested I rename them as “Genuine” or “Brilliant” humor. You be the judge]
Q: What excuse did Adam give his children about why they no longer lived in Eden?
A: Your mother ate us out of house and home!
Q: Why did the unemployed man get excited while reading his Bible?
A: He saw pages and pages marked Job.
Q: What did the pastor say to a man with Twitter addiction?
A: Sorry, I don’t follow you.
Q: Why do normal people say “Amen” at the end of a prayer instead of “Awoman”?
A: Same reason we sing “hymns” instead of “hers”.
Q: What do they call pastors in Munich?
A: German Shepherds
Q: How do you make Holy Water?
A: You take some regular water and boil the devil out of it.
Q: How do groups of angels greet each other?
A: Halo, Halo, Halo!
Q: What was the first car mentioned in the New Testament?
A: The disciples were all in one Accord.
Q: What time of the day was Adam created?
A: Just a little before Eve
And a few more Noah jokes . . .
Q: Why didn’t Noah ever go fishing?
A: Because he only had two worms.
Q: Why didn’t they play cards on the Ark?
A: Because Noah was always standing on the deck.
Q: Why did Noah have to punish and discipline the chickens on the Ark?
A: They were using fowl language.
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"