05/31/24 Grif.Net - Traffic School Answers

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The following is a sampling of answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's “driving school” (read: Saturday Traffic School - mandatory for moving violation offenders; don’t ask how I know).


Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?

A: What for? He can't see my license plate.


Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?

A: The pickup truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."


Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?

A: Your car.


Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.


Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.


Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?

A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if he/she is cute.


Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?

A: The color.


Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?

A: Heavy psychedelics.


Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?

A: Always carry loaded weapons.



Dr Bob Griffin

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