03/09/23 Grif.Net - At the Store

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**The boy helping the clerk at the grocery store asked me if I would like the milk in a bag.

I said, “No, just leave it in the carton.”

 

**Think my wife left me because I’m too insecure.

Never mind she’s back, she was just at the grocery store.

 

**I can always identify people who have a hard time counting to 10.

They are usually ahead of me in the express lane at the grocery store.

 

**They say don’t go grocery shopping while you’re hungry.

But it’s been a week and I just keep getting hungrier.

 

**At the grocery store checkout, I was asked, “Paper or plastic?”

I said, “Either, I’m bi-sacktual.”

 

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Dr Bob Griffin

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