06/17/25 Grif.Net - All About Money
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[A friend is doing a presentation on finances, so asked me if I had any old jokes about money. Old jokes, sure, but not very good jokes.]
A fellow won one million dollars in the Lottery.
Interviewer: Congratulations on your win! If you don't mind me asking, how will you spend you $1 million?
Lottery player: I owe some people some money, so I will be paying my debt to these guys first.
Interviewer: And what about the rest?
Lottery player: Well... I guess they'll have to wait.
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If I had 5 dollars in one pocket and 5 dollars in the other, what do I have?
Someone else's pants on.
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What costs hundreds of millions of dollars but is worthless?
2nd place in a presidential election.
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Jim: “Suzy, I won the lottery! 4 million dollars! Pack your suitcase!"
Suzy: "Do I need to pack winter or summer clothes?"
Jim: "I don't care. Just leave."
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I gave a homeless man 100 dollars today..
Must admit that the amount of joy I felt when he put the gun away was priceless.
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"
