05/11/26 Grif.Net - Mother's Day Report
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A friend shouted to his Mom on Mother’s Day, “How does breakfast in bed sound?”
She said, “Ooh that sounds lovely!”
He said, “Great, I’ll have bacon, toast, and two eggs.”
My buddy asked his Mom what she wanted for Mother’s Day.
She said, “Thanks son, but all I want is a bit of caring and looking after.”
So, he gave her brochures about area nursing homes.
Yesterday on Mother’s Day, we had a big family get-together. Afterwards my Mom started getting ready to do the dishes.
Of course I couldn’t let her do that on her special day.
I said, “Leave the dishes, Mom.”
Then I reminded her, “You can always do them Monday.”
The gal next door had her Mom ask where she was taking her to go out to eat for Mother’s Day.
Sadly, she realized Mom was getting old and forgetful, so she kindly reminded her, “We already have food in the house, Mom”.
Me? For Mother’s Day, I bought my Mom a mug that says, “From the world’s worst son”.
I forgot to mail it, but I think she knows anyway.
~~~
Dr. Bob Griffin
“Jesus knows me, this I Love”
