12/01/23 Grif.Net - Words at Play
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[On the first weekday of the month, we share some of the best and worse puns and word plays]
I’ve just finished reading a book about the world’s greatest basement. It was a best cellar.
Speaking of books, I ordered a book of puns last week, but I didn't get it.
My laptop caught a bug, probably pneumonia. Apparently, I left the Windows open last night.
One should never discuss infinity with a mathematician; they can go on about it forever.
I don’t trust the staff at the acupuncture clinic. They’re all back stabbers.
A teller at the bank was flirting with me until I finally asked her to leave me a loan.
People say I look better without glasses, but I just can't see it.
Don’t judge a meal by the look of the first course. It’s very souperficial.
I got hit in the head with a can of soda, but it didn’t hurt since it was a soft drink.
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"
