Just a week before Christmas, an honest politician, a generous lawyer, and Santa Claus all got into the elevator at the Ritz Hotel. As they travelled from the 10th floor down to the ground level, one-by-one each noticed a $50 bill on the elevator's floor.
Which one picked up the $50 bill, and turned it in at reception?
Santa, of course.
Everyone knows the other two don't actually exist.
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"