05/10/06 Grif.Net - Religion as Baseball

[Dr Bob Griffin]

RELIGION AS BASEBALL

Lutherans believe that they can't win, but they still trust the scorekeeper.

Quakers won't swing.

Unitarians can catch anything.

Calvinists believe that the game is fixed.

The pope claimed never to have committed an error.

Fundamentalists balk.

Pre-Millennialists believe the game will be called on account of darkness.

Atheists don't believe in an umpire.

Adventists won't play the 7th inning.

and Amish do a lot of walking.

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Dr Bob, www.grif.net
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