07/26/06 Grif.Net - Classic Catskills
Dr Bob Griffin
Hamptons or other resorts. Some of the great comics of MY generation were
famous there. So here are a few "classic" lines from classic comedians]
A car hit an elderly Jewish man. The para-medic ask, "Are you comfortable?"
The man says, "I make a good living."
I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the
airport.
Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The thief
spends less than my wife did.
We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
She was at the beauty shop for two hours. That was only for the estimate.
She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.
The doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so
the doctor gave him another six months.
The Doctor called Mrs. Cohen saying, "Mrs. Cohen, your check came back."
Mrs. Cohen answered, "So did my arthritis!"
Doctor: "You'll live to be 60!"
Patient: "I AM 60!"
Doctor: "See! What did I tell you?"
A doctor held a stethoscope up to a man's chest. The man asks, "Doc, how do
I stand?" The doctor as "That's what puzzles me!"
A bum asked a Jewish fellow, "Give me $10 till payday." The Jewish fellow
responded, "When's payday?" The bum said, "I don't know! You're the one
that's working!"
Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it.
Why do Jewish men die before their wives? They want to.
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Dr Bob, www.phr.net
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