11/25/21 Grif.Net - Thanksgiving? How 'bout a Weak of Food Jokes (part 4)
Robert Griffin
[Need some tiny-tot humor for those at the kid’s table for Thanksgiving. Adults have permission to groan – that’s why we’re called groan-ups]
What's a turkey's favorite Thanksgiving food?
Nothing. It's already stuffed.
What's the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
The turkey trot.
What kind of key can't open doors?
A tur-key.
What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving Day?
Quack, Quack!
Why did they let the turkey join the rock band?
Because he had his own drumsticks.
Why shouldn't you sit next to a turkey at dinner?
Because he will gobble it up.
If you call a big turkey a gobbler, what do you call a small one?
A goblet.
What do you call a turkey trying to escape from the farmer?
Fast food.
How did the turkey talk to the computer?
It said, ‘Google, google’.
What happened to the turkey that got in a fight?
He got the stuffing knocked out of him.
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"