06/24/09 Grif.Net - Retirement Bumper Stickers

[Dr. Bob]

[Sometimes the bumper sticker says it all:]

Cremation: Think Outside the Box

I'm Retired. I was Tired Yesterday and I'm Tired Again Today

When I was younger, all I wanted was a nice BMW. Now I don't care about the
W.

I'm at the initial stage of my retirement: SSI, CD's, IRA, AARP

Sometimes I Wake up Grumpy. Sometimes I let Her Sleep.

Florida: God's Waiting Room

I'm not Old. I'm Chronologically Gifted.

The Snap, Crackle and Pop at the Breakfast Table are not from Rice Krispies

The Secret of Staying Young? Eat Right, Live Right, and Lie about your Age

I asked my wife if Old Men wore Boxers or Briefs. She said, "Depends"

~~
Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus knows me, this I love"