03/30 Grif.Net - Status Updates
Robert Griffin
Scott M boasted: “I got into an argument with my wife over which vowel was most important. Just letting the world know I won.”
Jim S stated, “There are two reasons why I don’t trust people. 1. I don’t know them. 2. I know them.”
Larry L said, “The invisible man married an invisible woman. They had a baby but it was nothing to look at.”
Kim E confessed, “My going out clothes have missed me so much. I put them on and they hugged me so tight I could barely breath.”
Chuck S relates, “I found pictures of Mount Rushmore before it was carved, Its natural beauty was unpresidented.”
Tim M reminded, “My doctor’s urology conference this year will be live stream.”
Wayne I read, “GE is testing a new style of blender for home use. So far it’s getting mixed reviews.”
JoAnn F is thinking, “I love to be back in church for worship, but miss the fast-forward and mute buttons.”
Jeff G warns, “Coffee reached Europe in 1515. Martin Luther started the Reformation in 1517. Beware of the caffeinated pastor.”
Scott C responds, “We all know mirrors don’t lie, but I’m just grateful that mine doesn’t laugh.”
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"