08/18/26 Grif.Net - Aging Ain't for Sissies

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Aug 18, 2026, 11:03:52 AM (6 days ago) Aug 18
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It’s weird being the same age as old people.

I think senility is going to be an easy transition for me.

The older I get the earlier late gets.

Friends don’t tell friends that 1980 was actually more than 45 years ago.

Felt uncomfortable when I drove to the cemetery and my GPS said, ‘You’ve reached your final destination.’

I hate it when I see an old person, then realize I went to high school with him.

I never thought that when I got old, I would wake up early just to exercise and jog 2 miles.
I was right.

How to tell that you are old:  Fall down.
If people laugh, you’re young.
If people panic, you’re old.

 

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Dr. Bob Griffin

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