06/02/06 Grif.Net - June Word Plays

[Dr Bob Griffin]

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I'll
never know. But then we tried to get his tusks off, which was very
difficult. Of course in Alabama, the Tuscaloosa... But that's entirely
irrelephant to what I was talking about...
-- Groucho Marx

A note left for a pianist from his wife: Not Haydn on you. Gone Chopin,
(have Liszt), Bach in a Minuet.

For some people the only puns they make are about dairy products, because
the rest are just too cheesy. When they think of one, they tend to milk it
for all it's worth. Usually I don't think they're gouda enough, but we could
find a whey to cream off the best ones. I cheddar to think what they'll come
out with next.

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Dr Bob, www.grif.net
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given