11/12/18 Grif.Net - Veterans Day Humor
Robert Griffin
DID YOU HEAR . . .
About the cadet that said bad things about West Point?
He was expelled for being rotten to the corps.
About the lady who saw a sign at the movies that said 50 cents for servicemen?
She paid $5.00 and asked for six paratroopers and four marines.
About the soldier who came to his chaplain and wanted to get something off his chest?
Seems he needed the name of a girl changed on a tattoo.
About the old salt who was asked if his tattoos were permanent or would they wash off in a bath?
He apologized and admitted that he couldn't say for sure.
About the recruit who finished Basic Training then went on a furlong instead of a furlough?
He went as "fur" away as he could for as "long" as they'd let him.
About the WAC who fell in love with 14 guys in Charlie Company?
She said it was just a platoonic relationship.
About the fellow who admitted that he remained just a private during the war?
So Diogenes blew out his lamp and headed home.
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"