07/08/16 Grif.Net - What's on your Mind?
Robert Griffin
Marilyn wrote saying, “Facebook keeps asking ‘What's on your mind?’ So here’s what I’m wondering today:
Who let the dogs out?
How do you get to Sesame Street?
Why doesn’t Dora just use Google Maps?
Why don't we ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why can’t women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is lemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dish-washing liquid is made with real lemons?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
Why do The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try to sing those two previous songs?
Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
And just what is Victoria's secret?
Then she added, “You see, the world just has to keep going. I have too many questions. And do you really think I am this witty? I actually stole this from a friend, who stole from a friend, who stole from a friend, who stole it . . . “
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"