10/11/22 Grif.Net - Q&A for All Ages
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Q: What is black, covered with feathers and flies?
A: A dead crow.
Q: What is the meaning of a ‘true friend’?
A: One who remembers your birthday but not your age.
Q: Where can you find your grandmother in a hurry?
A: On Insta-gram.
Q: What kind of farmer gets the most awards?
A: The one who is outstanding in his field.
Q: What is the difference between outlaws and inlaws?
A: Outlaws are wanted.
Q: What is the favorite part of a computer keyboard at NASA Mission Control?
A: The space bar.
Q: What would you call a country where everyone lived in automobiles, not houses?
A: An incarnation.
Q: Why did the students quit listening to their Ancient History professor’s lecture?
A: When it came to the the subject of the Fertile Crescent he tended to Babylon.
Q: What do dentists call the x-rays?
A: Tooth pix
Q: What do you think of jokes with cliffhangers?
A:
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"