12/10/18 Grif.Net - Overheard in Geography Class
Robert Griffin
[Not sure what grade the students got with these answers]
Teacher: What math term describes a kettle of boiling water on top of a mountain?
Student: A high-pot-in-use.
Teacher: How did Christopher Columbus finance his way to the new land?
Student: With his Discover Card
Teacher: What do you call a geographic guide to Alcatraz?
Student: A con-tour map.
Teacher: Why do paper maps never win at poker?
Student: Because they always fold.
Teacher: What state gets the highest grades?
Student: Alabama has 4 A’s and 1 B
Teacher: Where is it always 90 degrees, but never warm?
Student: The North and South Poles.
Teacher: What do you call the little rivers that flow into the Nile?
Student: Juveniles
Teacher: What’s in the middle of every ocean?
Student: The letter “E”
Teacher: Which has the higher IQ, latitude or longitude?
Student: Longitude; it’s got 360 degrees!
Teacher: Where were you born?
Student: Wisconsin
Teacher: Which part?
Student: What do you mean, ‘which part’? My whole body was born in Wisconsin.
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Dr Bob Griffin
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