05/04/17 Grif.Net - Things I've Learned

[Robert Griffin]

I think I'm going to hire the same landscaper I used last year - he was a hard worker and really easy to get a lawn with.

 

I am warning my granddaughters never date a tennis player.  Seems like love means nothing to them.

 

I finally figured out what AIBOHPHOBIA is.  It is a fear of palindromes.

 

I learned that vultures think clowns taste funny.

 

I found money is not a great substitute for character

 

I expect that no matter how I try to protect my kids, they may end up in the local paper.

 

I know that family will not always be there for me . . . unless I win the lottery.

 

I’ve seen that you cannot make people love you, but stalking them does make them feel closer.

 

I expect trouble when I hear the toilet flush and then the words “Uh oh”

 

I discovered top-load high-efficiency washers when overloaded get unbalanced easily.  We have much in common.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin

b...@grif.net www.grif.net

"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"