10/10/17 Grif.Net - About My Health

[Robert Griffin]

Smoking will kill you. Bacon will kill you. Smoking bacon will cure it.

 

Spoiler alert! The milk has been in the fridge for three weeks.

 

I always feel better when my doctor says something is ‘normal’ for my age. But then I think dying will also be ‘normal’ for my age at some point soon.

 

Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough.

 

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

 

Lately I've been trying to touch my toes, which I don't find so complicated. It’s just my knees that can't get it straight.

 

I took the batteries out of the carbon monoxide alarm. I think the loud beeping was giving me a headache and making me feel sick and dizzy.

 

If you didn't take a selfie at the gym, were you really there?

 

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Dr Bob Griffin

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