I wanted to be a good sport for the festivities, so told the grandkids I was going to dress up in a costume and they could guess what I was supposed to be.
I got an old white sheet and had my wife cut two small holes for my eyes so I could see. Out I came to the squeals of delight from little voices.
In my scariest voice I hovered over the brood and asked if any could guess what I was dressed up to be this year for the party.
Immediately a precocious grandchild called out – “Grandpa is going as a mattress”!
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"