06/01/20 Grif.Net - First of the PUNth

[Robert Griffin]

[Which do you like most – a play on stage or a play on words?  First weekday of the month is your ticket to high-brow word play and puns.  Hope you discover where you can find some.]

 

Overheard the lawn guy talking to his girlfriend: “I love you mower today than yesterday, but not as mulch as tomorrow.”

My friend is single and claims to be footloose and fiancé-free.

 

Sherlock Holmes walked into his house with a basket full of lemons.
Watson asked, "Where did you get so many lemons?"

Holmes replied, "A lemon tree, Watson..”

 

My doctor: "Bob, I'm afraid your DNA is backwards."

Me: "And?"

 

The pessimist says, “Dr. Bob’s puns can’t get any worse”. The optimist counters, “Oh, yes they can”.

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Dr Bob Griffin

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