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Oct 18, 2006, 2:41:44 AM10/18/06

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A young man was walking the streets of Paris.  Suddenly he saw a rottweiler
attacking a young girl.  He jumped on the dog, struggled with him and
strangled it.  Both he and the girl escaped with minor scratches.

Immediately, excited journalists surrounded him and said: What is your
name? All Paris will hear of you, and the headlines will be: "A PARISAN
HERO SAVED A LITTLE GIRL FROM A SAVAGE DOG".

Said the man: I am not Parisian.

The journalists replied: O.K, so all France will hear of you and the
headlines will be: "A FRENCH HERO SAVED A LITTLE GIVE FROM A SAVAGE DOG".

But the man said: I am not French.

Frustrated, the journalists asked: OK, so all Europe will hear of you and
the headlines
will read: "A EUROPEAN HERO SAVED A LITTLE GIRL FROM A SAVAGE DOG".

The man stated: But I am not from Europe.

So the Journalists asked: So, where are you from?

The man answered: I am from Israel.

And with that the Journalists agreed: OK, so all the world will hear of you
and the headline in all tomorrow's papers will read: "SAVAGE ISRAELI KILLED
A LITTLE GIRL'S DOG".